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A jackass can kick a barn down, but it takes a carpenter to build one.
Sam Rayburn
Jackass: The Movie is great. I think it's in the tradition of physical comedy, which I'm really interested in. Its relationship to gravity, and how gravity acts on the body.
Matthew Barney
Any jackass can kick down a barn but it takes a good carpenter to build one.
Lyndon B. Johnson
Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one.
Sam Rayburn
Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.
Paris Hilton
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A jackass can kick a barn down, but it takes a carpenter to build one.
Sam Rayburn 
57% of people like this quote
Jackass: The Movie is great. I think it's in the tradition of physical comedy, which I'm really interested in. Its relationship to gravity, and how gravity acts on the body.
Matthew Barney
54% of people like this quote
Any jackass can kick down a barn but it takes a good carpenter to build one.
Lyndon B. Johnson
53% of people like this quote
Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one.
Sam Rayburn
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Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.
Paris Hilton
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Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but to stand there and take it.
Lyndon B. Johnson
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