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I write lustily and humorously. It isn't calculated; it's the way I think. I've invented a writing style that expresses who I am.
Erica Jong
I am proud of the fact that I never invented weapons to kill.
Thomas A. Edison
One of my other nicknames was Thomas Edison, because I invented so many moves.
Earl Monroe
Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money.
Earl Wilson
The United States invented the Internet and it has been our gift to the world, paid for by our taxpayers. The U.N.'s desire to take that gift as a means of increasing its power must be stopped.
John Doolittle
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It is quite annoying that we have to change the sound we invented just to avoid sounding like people who simply copy us, but... it is flattering and of course challenging.
Jonathan Davis 
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It's the movies that have really been running things in America ever since they were invented. They show you what to do, how to do it, when to do it, how to feel about it, and how to look how you feel about it.
Andy Warhol 
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Californians invented the concept of life-style. This alone warrants their doom.
Don DeLillo 
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Every game ever invented by mankind, is a way of making things hard for the fun of it!
John Ciardi 
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Poor but happy is not a phrase invented by a poor person.
Mason Cooley 
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I'm lazy. But it's the lazy people who invented the wheel and the bicycle because they didn't like walking or carrying things.
Lech Walesa 
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Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
Ogden Nash 
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I have often said that I wish I had invented blue jeans: the most spectacular, the most practical, the most relaxed and nonchalant. They have expression, modesty, sex appeal, simplicity - all I hope for in my clothes.
Yves Saint Laurent 
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Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.
Ambrose Bierce 
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In the old days when people invented a new function they had something useful in mind.
Henri Poincare 
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