Top Incompetent Quotes
I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
John Cleese
I feel incompetent to perform duties... which have been so unexpectedly thrown upon me.
Andrew Johnson
The thing is helicopters are different from airplanes An airplane by it's nature wants to fly, and if not interfered with too strongly by unusual events or incompetent piloting, it will fly.
Harry Reasoner
I will feel equality has arrived when we can elect to office women who are as incompetent as some of the men who are already there.
Maureen Reagan
We are angry about paying the highest income taxes and property taxes in the nation and getting less and less for it. We are angry about our incompetent, dysfunctional government that pays no attention to the desires of the people. We are angry about the cesspool of corruption and conflicts of interests and self-dealing that is Albany.
Carl Paladino
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War is something Arafat sends others to do for him. That is, the poor souls who believe in him. This pompous incompetent caused the failure of the Camp David negotiations, Clinton's mediation.
Oriana Fallaci 
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Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.
George Bernard Shaw
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Government is inherently incompetent, and no matter what task it is assigned, it will do it in the most expensive and inefficient way possible.
Charley Reese
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One should fight like the devil the temptation to think well of editors. They are all, without exception - at least some of the time, incompetent or crazy.
John Gardner
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Besides, I'm fairly incompetent. I can't play that fast.
Benmont Tench
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Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.
George Bernard Shaw
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You just need to be honest with how you're feeling. But, a lot of women are afraid of it because they think, 'Oh, they are going to take my baby away. They're gonna call me incompetent. I'm going to lose my job. I've got to be tough, it's a man's world.'
Marie Osmond
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These are my friends, my family. It would be hell on earth to spend the rest of my life leading them into situations where some of them are going to get killed... but it would be worse watching someone well-meaning but incompetent or untrained double those deaths.
Mercedes Lackey
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Popular Incompetent Authors
George Bernard ShawLaurence J. PeterIsaac AsimovOriana FallaciMartin Van BurenJohn Maynard KeynesJohn CleeseRobert SheaJohn OlverBjorn LomborgAaron AllstonLuke FordJuan Cole
Marie OsmondEdith SitwellBenmont TenchAndrew JohnsonCarl PaladinoRichard ReevesMaureen ReaganMercedes LackeyHarry ReasonerCharley ReeseJohn GardnerLeon JaworskiJared Sparks
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