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Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.

Anton Chekhov

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

George Carlin

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

Mark Twain

If I decide to be an idiot, then I'll be an idiot on my own accord.

Johannes Sebastian Bach

The reporter claimed he was going to write the article from my point of view. Instead, he made me sound like a little idiot. It made me never want to do another interview again.

Tia Carrere

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All Idiot Quotes

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.

Anton Chekhov

82% of people like this quote

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

George Carlin

71% of people like this quote

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

Mark Twain

70% of people like this quote

If I decide to be an idiot, then I'll be an idiot on my own accord.

Johannes Sebastian Bach

69% of people like this quote

The reporter claimed he was going to write the article from my point of view. Instead, he made me sound like a little idiot. It made me never want to do another interview again.

Tia Carrere

66% of people like this quote

Indeed I had not much wit, yet I was not an idiot - my wit was according to my years.

Margaret Cavendish

62% of people like this quote

Someday they may cure MS, that idiot thing. It gets in there and they can't get it out.

Teri Garr

62% of people like this quote

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.

Mark Twain

60% of people like this quote

The worst gift that I ever gave a girl was a suitcase for Christmas. As in, 'I can't think of anything to give you, but here's a new suitcase.' Afterward, I was like, 'What were you thinking, idiot?'

Jensen Ackles

60% of people like this quote

I personally hold Blair more responsible for this war than I do George Bush. The reason is, Blair knows better, Blair is not an idiot. What is he doing hanging around this guy?

Michael Moore

59% of people like this quote