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I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Some people come in and really freak. There's movement everywhere, even a dancing housekeeper!
Tom Bergeron
I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
The only advantage of not being too good a housekeeper is that your guests are so pleased to feel how very much better they are.
Eleanor Roosevelt
Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she's a householder.
Thornton Wilder
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I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor 
55% of people like this quote
Some people come in and really freak. There's movement everywhere, even a dancing housekeeper!
Tom Bergeron
53% of people like this quote
I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
49% of people like this quote
The only advantage of not being too good a housekeeper is that your guests are so pleased to feel how very much better they are.
Eleanor Roosevelt
47% of people like this quote
Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she's a householder.
Thornton Wilder
39% of people like this quote
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