Top Hotel Quotes
I pretend I'm one of the royal family when I'm in a hotel and that the hotel belongs to me - it is a palace.
Martin Short
I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark.
Muhammad Ali
My son loves the Hotel du Cap, in the south of France.
Diane von Furstenberg
All my jobs have been with food in one way or another since 1948. My parents were in the hotel business, and I just loved the warm hearted people who worked so hard with such good humor.
Graham Kerr
I need something truly beautiful to look at in hotel rooms.
Vivien Leigh
All Hotel Quotes
I pretend I'm one of the royal family when I'm in a hotel and that the hotel belongs to me - it is a palace.
Martin Short 
95% of people like this quote
I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark.
Muhammad Ali 
73% of people like this quote
My son loves the Hotel du Cap, in the south of France.
Diane von Furstenberg 
71% of people like this quote
All my jobs have been with food in one way or another since 1948. My parents were in the hotel business, and I just loved the warm hearted people who worked so hard with such good humor.
Graham Kerr 
66% of people like this quote
I need something truly beautiful to look at in hotel rooms.
Vivien Leigh 
65% of people like this quote
I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter.
Steven Wright 
64% of people like this quote
It doesn't matter if you're staying at a four-star hotel, you will never have your whole closet with you.
Lexa Doig 
61% of people like this quote
Hey, I didn't make a big deal out of Hotel California. The 18 million people that bought it did.
Glenn Frey 
61% of people like this quote
They can't take your house and give it to the mayor's mistress, even if they pay you for it. But they can, apparently, take your house and tear it down to make room for a development of trendy shops and restaurants, a hotel and so on.
Michael Kinsley 
60% of people like this quote
It was Elvis who really got me hooked on beat music. When I heard "Heartbreak Hotel" I thought, this is it.
Paul McCartney 
59% of people like this quote
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