Top Golf Quotes
I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
Gilbert K. Chesterton
Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.
James Patrick Murray
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.
Rogers Hornsby
Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?
Al Boliska
If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
Lee Trevino
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I was out on the golf course, a guy came riding out in a golf cart and said, Did you know that Elvis died? And I just said, Well, there you go. It was like I had kinda been expecting it.
Mac Davis 
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I don't feel badly about that. There's a lot of energy on the golf course. The guys are playing great. I like the pairings in the afternoon. I'm going to take what we've got.
Hal Sutton
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There is no such thing as natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls.
Lee Trevino
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There are no maladies in my golf game. My golf game stinks.
Jack Nicklaus
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This thing is for the game of golf, yeah, but trust me, the Europeans don't have that mentality.
Payne Stewart
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Golf is a spiritual game. It's like Zen. You have to let your mind take over.
Amy Alcott
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Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth. It is apt to unsettle and deteriorate the character.
P. G. Wodehouse
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It takes having your golf peak four different times throughout the year. You have to like all four golf courses. You've got to be the best of that week for the four weeks.
Karrie Webb
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I can't hit a ball more than 200 yards. I have no butt. You need a butt if you're going to hit a golf ball.
Dennis Quaid
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