Top Golf Quotes
I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
Gilbert K. Chesterton
Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.
James Patrick Murray
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.
Rogers Hornsby
Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?
Al Boliska
If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
Lee Trevino
Greg Norman 
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Mark Goddard 
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Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well.
P. G. Wodehouse 
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I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper.
David Brenner
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Golf has probably kept more people sane than psychiatrists have.
Harvey Penick
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The real success in golf lies in turning three shots into two.
Bobby Locke
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Let the machine take care of the machines, and I'll go spend more time with my family, or golf.
Mark Goddard
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