Top Golf Quotes
I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
Gilbert K. Chesterton
Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.
James Patrick Murray
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.
Rogers Hornsby
Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?
Al Boliska
If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
Lee Trevino
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Bertrand Russell 
Harvey Penick 
Howard Keel 
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Jay Mohr 
Casey Stengel 
Jack Lemon 
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Golf is a puzzle without an answer. I've played the game for 40 years and I still haven't the slightest idea how to play.
Gary Player 
63% of people like this quote
The object of golf is not just to win. It is to play like a gentleman, and win.
Phil Mickelson
63% of people like this quote
The real beauty of it - key to my life was playing key chords on a banjo. For somebody else it may be a golf club that mom and dad put in their hands or a baseball or ballet lessons. Real gift to give to me and put it in writing.
Vince Gill
62% of people like this quote
That's the difference between golf and many other sports. You go to some other sporting events, they just leave you or give you the cold shoulder and move on.
Bernhard Langer
61% of people like this quote
If I can raise more money for charities, or get more Canadian kids to play golf, the green jacket will mean even more.
Mike Weir
61% of people like this quote
The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green.
Ernest Hemingway
60% of people like this quote
If I want to work, I can. If I want to play golf, or ride my motorcycle, I can. But the rest of it is family. Sometimes you're not really needed by your family, but you're there. And my kids like to know I'm there.
Bob Seger
60% of people like this quote
But I do have time to pencil in golf, and we've got four excellent courses.
Darrell Royal
60% of people like this quote
I enjoy Augusta. I enjoy its challenges. There's no other golf course like this anywhere. Its greens and its challenges on and around the greens are just super, super tough. So the greens are fun to play in sort of a morbid way.
Ben Crenshaw
60% of people like this quote
I think I was given a gift to play golf and to be mentally strong.
Karrie Webb
59% of people like this quote
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