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I'm 42 and the age of a guy who has kids, so I guess I'm playing right where I'm supposed to be. I'm comfortable with that, but in the same breath I'd do something edgy. If someone came to me and offered me an edgy and funny story, then I'd do it.
Eddie Murphy
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Peter Ustinov
Sometimes people get mad at The Simpsons' subversive story telling, but there's another message in there, which is a celebration of making wild, funny stories.
Matt Groening
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print
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People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
Ellen DeGeneres
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Every milieu has something ridiculous about it - film-making, the music world, painting - because people who take themselves seriously become funny pretty quickly.
Rebecca Miller 
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Yet there are some people - Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he's a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I'm doing it right now and you all seem bored.
Bob Saget
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Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting.
William Arthur Ward
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But this show reminds me that there are other aspects to me besides the fact that I'm a funny chick.
Kristen Johnston
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The funny thing about television is that once you start to do it you never get time to watch it.
Kevin Sorbo
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I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny.
Martin Short
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If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.
Billy Wilder
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Scream was great for what it was. For a horror film, it was intelligent, it was funny, it took a laugh at itself.
Neve Campbell
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It's funny, as you live through something you're not aware of it.
Maya Lin
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People don't realize that I'm really funny and I'm an excellent bridge player.
Sheryl Crow
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