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I'm 42 and the age of a guy who has kids, so I guess I'm playing right where I'm supposed to be. I'm comfortable with that, but in the same breath I'd do something edgy. If someone came to me and offered me an edgy and funny story, then I'd do it.
Eddie Murphy
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Peter Ustinov
Sometimes people get mad at The Simpsons' subversive story telling, but there's another message in there, which is a celebration of making wild, funny stories.
Matt Groening
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print
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People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
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I'm 42 and the age of a guy who has kids, so I guess I'm playing right where I'm supposed to be. I'm comfortable with that, but in the same breath I'd do something edgy. If someone came to me and offered me an edgy and funny story, then I'd do it.
Eddie Murphy 
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Sometimes people get mad at The Simpsons' subversive story telling, but there's another message in there, which is a celebration of making wild, funny stories.
Matt Groening
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Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print
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People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
Ellen DeGeneres
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It's funny; Luther and I have written many songs together, but we've never written songs in the same room.
Richard Marx
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It was kind of scary because working with Woody Allen becomes sort of a big deal in your mind. He directs in that Woody Allen character some of the time - he has these idiosyncrasies that are really charming and funny.
Radha Mitchell
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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
Bill Cosby
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The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy.
Tommy Chong
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