Top Funerals Quotes
I have always loved the process of making the music, reading the letters from the fans who get married to my music, have children to my music and play my music at their funerals.
Wynonna Judd
It matters not what your individual position is on either war we are currently prosecuting - in Iraq or Afghanistan - certainly we can all agree protesting at military funerals is a cruel and unnecessary hardship on our military families during their most difficult hour.
Solomon Ortiz
These funerals always appear to me the more indecent in a populous city, from the total indifference of the beholders, and the perfect unconcern with which they are beheld.
Karl Philipp Moritz
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
Yogi Berra
Depressions may bring people closer to the church but so do funerals.
Clarence Darrow
All Funerals Quotes
I have always loved the process of making the music, reading the letters from the fans who get married to my music, have children to my music and play my music at their funerals.
Wynonna Judd 
68% of people like this quote
It matters not what your individual position is on either war we are currently prosecuting - in Iraq or Afghanistan - certainly we can all agree protesting at military funerals is a cruel and unnecessary hardship on our military families during their most difficult hour.
Solomon Ortiz 
63% of people like this quote
These funerals always appear to me the more indecent in a populous city, from the total indifference of the beholders, and the perfect unconcern with which they are beheld.
Karl Philipp Moritz 
56% of people like this quote
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
Yogi Berra 
53% of people like this quote
Depressions may bring people closer to the church but so do funerals.
Clarence Darrow 
53% of people like this quote
I never go to funerals. To me a person is dead when he breathes for the last time. After that, your memories should be personal.
Hedy Lamarr 
50% of people like this quote
You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.
Yogi Berra 
50% of people like this quote
If you don't go to other men funerals they won't go to yours.
Clarence Day 
48% of people like this quote
I'm more interested in the meaning of funerals and the mourning that people do. It's not a retail experience. It's an existential one.
Thomas Lynch 
47% of people like this quote
Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends.
Mason Cooley 
46% of people like this quote

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Clarence Darrow