Top Fork Quotes
Nothing is less important than which fork you use. Etiquette is the science of living. It embraces everything. It is ethics. It is honor.
Emily Post
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
Ambrose Bierce
One of the most important things that I have learned in my 57 years is that life is all about choices. On every journey you take, you face choices. At every fork in the road, you make a choice. And it is those decisions that shape our lives.
Mike DeWine
Is it progress if a cannibal uses a fork?
Stanislaw Lec
The child gets two confusing messages when a parent tells him which is the right fork to use, and then proceeds to use the wrong one. So does the child who listens to parents bicker and fuss, yet is told to be nice to his brothers and sisters.
Rachel Blanchard
Ambrose Bierce 
Rachel Blanchard 
Mike DeWine 
Hattie McDaniel 
Yogi Berra 
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Nothing is less important than which fork you use. Etiquette is the science of living. It embraces everything. It is ethics. It is honor.
Emily Post 
59% of people like this quote
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
Ambrose Bierce
59% of people like this quote
One of the most important things that I have learned in my 57 years is that life is all about choices. On every journey you take, you face choices. At every fork in the road, you make a choice. And it is those decisions that shape our lives.
Mike DeWine
58% of people like this quote
The child gets two confusing messages when a parent tells him which is the right fork to use, and then proceeds to use the wrong one. So does the child who listens to parents bicker and fuss, yet is told to be nice to his brothers and sisters.
Rachel Blanchard
55% of people like this quote
When I was little, my mother taught me how to use a fork and knife. The trouble is that Mother forget to teach me how to stop using them!
Hattie McDaniel
53% of people like this quote
I knew there was a story; once you find a dog with a fork through it, you know there's a story there.
Mark Haddon
51% of people like this quote
Manners are a sensitive awareness of the feelings of others. If you have that awareness, you have good manners, no matter what fork you use.
Emily Post
50% of people like this quote
High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless.
John Mayer
50% of people like this quote