Top Five Quotes
Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.
Will Rogers
In a few years there will be only five kings in the world the King of England and the four kings in a pack of cards.
King Farouk
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
Steven Wright
When I was five I had violin lessons.
Randy Bachman
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
Ellen DeGeneres
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Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.
Will Rogers 
90% of people like this quote
In a few years there will be only five kings in the world the King of England and the four kings in a pack of cards.
King Farouk
90% of people like this quote
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
Steven Wright
87% of people like this quote
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
Ellen DeGeneres
80% of people like this quote
Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders.
Chris Rock
79% of people like this quote
Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper.
Larry Flynt
76% of people like this quote
Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having given up on the problem of an efficient way to get himself five miles to work and back each day.
Bill Vaughan
72% of people like this quote
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