Top Elephant Quotes
If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor. If an elephant has its foot on the tail of a mouse and you say that you are neutral, the mouse will not appreciate your neutrality.
Desmond Tutu
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
Groucho Marx
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.
Steven Wright
Learning to play with a big amplifier is like trying to control an elephant.
Ritchie Blackmore
If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Eddie Izzard
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