Top Elephant Quotes
If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor. If an elephant has its foot on the tail of a mouse and you say that you are neutral, the mouse will not appreciate your neutrality.
Desmond Tutu
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
Groucho Marx
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.
Steven Wright
Learning to play with a big amplifier is like trying to control an elephant.
Ritchie Blackmore
If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Eddie Izzard
Matthew Henry 
Lindsey Graham 
Stephen Fry 
Roger Zelazny 
William Faulkner 
Noel Coward All Elephant Quotes
I get an urge, like a pregnant elephant, to go away and give birth to a book.
Stephen Fry 
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I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.
Noel Coward
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Well, the big elephant in the whole system is the baby boomer generation that marches through like a herd of elephants. And we begin to retire in 2008.
Lindsey Graham
48% of people like this quote
While I had often said that I wanted to die in bed, what I really meant was that in my old age I wanted to be stepped on by an elephant while making love.
Roger Zelazny
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But my mother loved The Elephant Man, and my father gave David Lynch a scholarship to study in Rome.
Isabella Rossellini
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Jackie had a keen eye for talent, and like an elephant never forgot. And, he was always right on the mark.
Audrey Meadows
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We already live a very long time for mammals, getting three times as many heartbeats as a mouse or elephant. It never seems enough though, does it?
David Brin
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Words are cheap. The biggest thing you can say is 'elephant'.
Charlie Chaplin
41% of people like this quote
I really wanted to work with David Lynch. I was a big fan of The Elephant Man and Eraserhead.
Sting
40% of people like this quote
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