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If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor. If an elephant has its foot on the tail of a mouse and you say that you are neutral, the mouse will not appreciate your neutrality.

Desmond Tutu

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

Groucho Marx

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.

Steven Wright

Learning to play with a big amplifier is like trying to control an elephant.

Ritchie Blackmore

If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.

Eddie Izzard

Famous Elephant Authors

William Faulkner

Patrick Stewart

Charlie Chaplin

Creighton Abrams

Noel Coward

Groucho Marx

Roger Zelazny

Audrey Meadows

Sting

Stephen Fry

John Robinson

Lindsey Graham

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All Elephant Quotes

Shallows where a lamb could wade and depths where an elephant would drown.

Matthew Henry

55% of people like this quote

We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.

Colin Mochrie

55% of people like this quote

When you have got an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run.

Abraham Lincoln

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Living next to you is in some ways like sleeping with an elephant. No matter how friendly and even-tempered is the beast, if I can call it that, one is affected by every twitch and grunt.

Pierre Trudeau

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A camel makes an elephant feel like a jet plane.

Jackie Kennedy

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Prior to Elephant I'd taken about six years of acting classes in Portland, but there's not a huge market there. The only thing we have is commercial stuff, and that didn't really appeal to me. So this is really a dream come true.

John Robinson

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For example, after developing a sound similar to an elephant trumpeting, I wrote the song Elephant Talk which gave my elephant sound an appropriate place to live.

Adrian Belew

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Pointless... like giving caviar to an elephant.

William Faulkner

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I have a face like the behind of an elephant.

Charles Laughton

52% of people like this quote

I don't do impersonations. I can do a wounded elephant! I can do a really good cow! And because of the amount of time I spent in North Yorkshire, I do a variety of sheep. All of which I will be happy to roll out for you!

Patrick Stewart

50% of people like this quote