Top Drunk Quotes
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George Burns
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill
You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Ray Bradbury
The man who gets drunk in peacetime is a coward. The man who gets drunk in wartime goes on being a coward.
Jose Bergamin
If the world were a bar, America would currently be the angry drunk waving around a loaded gun. Yeah, the other people in the bar may be afraid of him, but they sure as hell don't respect him.
Wil Wheaton
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William Wycherley 
Winston Churchill 
F. Scott Fitzgerald 
Fiona Apple 
Andy Partridge All Drunk Quotes
I used to like whiskey. But it's been a long time since I've been drunk.
Claude Williams 
58% of people like this quote
Does my character hate Bree? Well, let's just put it this way. Bree hasn't seen the last of me. I gave that drunk gal a ride home a few episodes ago and she turned on me!
Alfre Woodard
57% of people like this quote
Only weeks after Oslo began, when nearly all the world and most of Israel was drunk with the idea of peace, I argued that a Palestinian society not constrained by democratic norms would be a fear society that would pose a grave threat to Israel.
Natan Sharansky
57% of people like this quote
We agreed to do it when I was drunk at his house one night, then on the day I had to have four large brandies - they didn't touch the sides at all. People just got on with it though. It didn't gather a crowd!
Daniel Craig
57% of people like this quote
The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.
William Butler Yeats
57% of people like this quote
I don't drink, and I don't smoke. It's a personal preference. My mom has never drunk or smoked. I look up to my mom.
Ashley Tisdale
57% of people like this quote
Come, for my part I will have only those glorious, manly pleasures of being very drunk, and very slovenly.
William Wycherley
57% of people like this quote
Ray would be in trouble, he would get drunk, he would try and kill J.R on three different occasions, he would make mistakes with financial affairs, and have various human problems, but he didn't have any mean bones in his body! That was a little bit of what the show was about.
Steve Kanaly
57% of people like this quote
When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk.
Richard Burton
56% of people like this quote
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