Top Drunk Quotes
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George Burns
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill
You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Ray Bradbury
The man who gets drunk in peacetime is a coward. The man who gets drunk in wartime goes on being a coward.
Jose Bergamin
If the world were a bar, America would currently be the angry drunk waving around a loaded gun. Yeah, the other people in the bar may be afraid of him, but they sure as hell don't respect him.
Wil Wheaton
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Wil Wheaton All Drunk Quotes
I'm like the drunk in the bar who wants just one more for the road.
Archie Moore 
62% of people like this quote
Not drunk is he who from the floor - Can rise alone and still drink more; But drunk is They, who prostrate lies, Without the power to drink or rise.
Thomas Love Peacock
61% of people like this quote
It's useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk, or running for office.
Shirley MacLaine
60% of people like this quote
Through everything I've gone through- and I've been everywhere, at the top of the world, in jail, hung over drunk - I never gave up my dream of winning a gold medal in the Olympics.
Dan O'Brien
60% of people like this quote
A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.
Joe E. Lewis
60% of people like this quote
A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold his mouth open and pour in a quart, he's going to get sick on it.
Lyndon B. Johnson
59% of people like this quote
Life on the road can get a little one-dimensional. I didn't want to reach 40 and have to say all I'd done was look out the window of a tour bus and get drunk.
Bruce Dickinson
59% of people like this quote
Popular Drunk Authors
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