Top Drinking Quotes
I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going.
Rodney Dangerfield
The beard is here because I got tired of shaving and Grissom, subsequently, got tired of shaving. Grissom, like any other 50-year-old man, is going through a series of mid-life changes. Who knows, he may start drinking.
William Petersen
Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
W. C. Fields
When we signed our deal in 1974, we'd already been together for six years. When they lowered the drinking age in Ontario in 1971 to 18 years, we went from playing two or three high schools in a month to playing clubs two or three times a week.
Alex Lifeson
Oh, to me not drinking is like being dead, almost. I sit here taking endless journeys down memory lane. It gets boring.
Jeffrey Bernard
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I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going.
Rodney Dangerfield 
73% of people like this quote
The beard is here because I got tired of shaving and Grissom, subsequently, got tired of shaving. Grissom, like any other 50-year-old man, is going through a series of mid-life changes. Who knows, he may start drinking.
William Petersen
73% of people like this quote
Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
W. C. Fields
71% of people like this quote
When we signed our deal in 1974, we'd already been together for six years. When they lowered the drinking age in Ontario in 1971 to 18 years, we went from playing two or three high schools in a month to playing clubs two or three times a week.
Alex Lifeson
67% of people like this quote
Oh, to me not drinking is like being dead, almost. I sit here taking endless journeys down memory lane. It gets boring.
Jeffrey Bernard
63% of people like this quote
My parents would read those books to me as well but they used to make me starving when I was a kid because they were always eating ham sandwiches with the crusts off and drinking ginger beer.
Mike Myers
62% of people like this quote
The worse you are at thinking, the better you are at drinking.
Terry Goodkind
61% of people like this quote
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