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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant.

Had an awesome time. You tell me to show up and all I have to do is drink beer, play guitar all day and I can lift weights and you're going to pay me for this!

Zakk Wylde

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.

Mark Twain

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All Drink Quotes

As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in office.

Molly Ivins

37% of people like this quote

Don't drink in the hotel bar, that's where I do my drinking.

Casey Stengel

35% of people like this quote

I'm not a social friend of the Reagans. That's by their choice and by mine. They don't drink enough.

Lyn Nofziger

33% of people like this quote

Fellow made me a $10 bet I couldn't quit, and I haven't had a drink since. At the time I needed the $10.

Foster Brooks

30% of people like this quote

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

Joe E. Lewis

28% of people like this quote

We drink VB, Victoria Bitter, which is way better.

Brody Armstrong

25% of people like this quote

The writer walks out of his workroom in a daze. He wants a drink. He needs it.

Roald Dahl

25% of people like this quote

With every drop of water you drink, every breath you take, you're connected to the sea. No matter where on Earth you live.

Sylvia Earle

21% of people like this quote

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

W. C. Fields

6% of people like this quote