Top Drink Quotes
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George Burns
Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.
Socrates
Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant.
Mitchell Kapor
Had an awesome time. You tell me to show up and all I have to do is drink beer, play guitar all day and I can lift weights and you're going to pay me for this!
Zakk Wylde
Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
Mark Twain
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Henny Youngman All Drink Quotes
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George Burns 
92% of people like this quote
Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.
Socrates
89% of people like this quote
Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant.
Mitchell Kapor
89% of people like this quote
Had an awesome time. You tell me to show up and all I have to do is drink beer, play guitar all day and I can lift weights and you're going to pay me for this!
Zakk Wylde
74% of people like this quote
I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.
Joe E. Lewis
68% of people like this quote
It is my meditation all the day, and more than my meat and drink, to know how I shall make the Saints of God comprehend the visions that roll like an overflowing surge before my mind.
Joseph Smith, Jr.
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I try and take lots of vitamins and I don't drink. I do smoke, though, I'd be insufferable if I didn't smoke, you'd have to push me off a balcony I'd be so boring.
Kate Beckinsale
67% of people like this quote
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