Top Divorce Quotes
Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
Robin Williams
In Hollywood, after you get a little success, the next thing you usually get is a divorce.
Dan Dailey
Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce.
P. J. O'Rourke
I have a long track record of really horrible relationships and a divorce behind me; so I'm not the guy to ask. I just got really fortunate with this one.
James Denton
He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
All Divorce Quotes
Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
Robin Williams 
96% of people like this quote
In Hollywood, after you get a little success, the next thing you usually get is a divorce.
Dan Dailey 
82% of people like this quote
Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce.
P. J. O'Rourke 
78% of people like this quote
I have a long track record of really horrible relationships and a divorce behind me; so I'm not the guy to ask. I just got really fortunate with this one.
James Denton 
61% of people like this quote
He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor 
60% of people like this quote
She would go to Memphis and this was after our divorce. And I would send her to Memphis to be with him.
Priscilla Presley 
59% of people like this quote
One of the biggest issues that we face is that we have people who have their own particular concerns, whether it's on abortion, birth control, divorce and remarriage, civil rights or social justice.
William P. Leahy 
59% of people like this quote
I had a really good childhood up until I was nine, then a classic case of divorce really affected me.
Kurt Cobain 
57% of people like this quote
Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.
Helen Rowland 
57% of people like this quote
People try much less hard to make a marriage work than they used to fifty years ago. Divorce is easier.
Mary Wesley 
56% of people like this quote
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