Top Crook Quotes
There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, "Yes," you know he is a crook.
Groucho Marx
I know me, and those close to me know me. But sadly, the outside world thinks I'm some kind of a crook.
Benny Hinn
There is no way to be truly great in this world. We are all impaled on the crook of conditioning.
James Dean
I'd sooner be called a successful crook than a destitute monarch.
Charlie Chaplin
I am not a crook.
Richard M. Nixon
Richard M. Nixon 
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Benny Hinn 
Esther Dyson 
Groucho Marx 
Duncan Sheik 
Larry Elder 
William Wordsworth All Crook Quotes
There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, "Yes," you know he is a crook.
Groucho Marx 
62% of people like this quote
I know me, and those close to me know me. But sadly, the outside world thinks I'm some kind of a crook.
Benny Hinn
62% of people like this quote
There is no way to be truly great in this world. We are all impaled on the crook of conditioning.
James Dean
59% of people like this quote
I'd sooner be called a successful crook than a destitute monarch.
Charlie Chaplin
57% of people like this quote
I just want you to know you aren't going to church with a crook.
Bernard Ebbers
54% of people like this quote
It is not the crook in modern business that we fear, but the honest man who doesn't know what he is doing.
Owen D. Young
53% of people like this quote
This battle for 'common-sense' gun control laws pits emotion and passion against logic and reason. All too often in such a contest, logic loses. So, expect more meaningless, if not harmful, 'gun control' legislation. Good news - if you're a crook.
Larry Elder
49% of people like this quote