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I ain't got no magical powers and mystical trips and all that kind of crap. It's kind of silly.
Charles Manson
White people scare the crap out of me.
Michael Moore
Certain things in life are more important than the usual crap that everyone strives for.
James Taylor
They amaze me most of those remixes. Some of them are crap. But every time I complain, someone comes up and says they are for a different market that you don't understand. Some of the New Order ones are really great, though.
Peter Hook
A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego.
Roseanne Barr
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I ain't got no magical powers and mystical trips and all that kind of crap. It's kind of silly.
Charles Manson 
60% of people like this quote
Certain things in life are more important than the usual crap that everyone strives for.
James Taylor
59% of people like this quote
They amaze me most of those remixes. Some of them are crap. But every time I complain, someone comes up and says they are for a different market that you don't understand. Some of the New Order ones are really great, though.
Peter Hook
59% of people like this quote
A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego.
Roseanne Barr
58% of people like this quote
There's too many people in seats of power who just haven't got a clue what they're doing. They're bean counters, and it just pisses me off because consequently our kids go to see crap movies.
Pierce Brosnan
58% of people like this quote
Learn your instrument. Be honest. Don't do anything phony. There is so much crap floating around. There is plenty of room for a bit of honest writing.
Christine McVie
58% of people like this quote
I'm not going to take this defeatist attitude and listen to all this crap any more from all these people who have nothing except doomsday to predict.
Carroll Shelby
57% of people like this quote
I'm not about trying to be out here fighting and shooting, stabbing and, you know, all that crap, man.
Tone Loc
57% of people like this quote
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