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Your wrinkles either show that you're nasty, cranky, and senile, or that you're always smiling.
Carlos Santana
But I like being nasty. I like being cranky. Especially if it's a cold day in Chicago, it's nice to just take it out on Kyle, because he's so easy to scream at, you know?
Fisher Stevens
I wanted to be that cranky old guy that stands on his porch and yells at the neighborhood kids.
Robert Lansing
I'm old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what to do, I'd tell them where to put it.
Dolly Parton
These days I have to be extra nice in stores. It never fails that whenever I look as bad as I can possibly look or I am sort of cranky because the store is out of something, that is precisely the time when someone one will recognize me and say: 'I really like your show.'
Lauren Graham
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Your wrinkles either show that you're nasty, cranky, and senile, or that you're always smiling.
Carlos Santana 
55% of people like this quote
But I like being nasty. I like being cranky. Especially if it's a cold day in Chicago, it's nice to just take it out on Kyle, because he's so easy to scream at, you know?
Fisher Stevens
49% of people like this quote
I wanted to be that cranky old guy that stands on his porch and yells at the neighborhood kids.
Robert Lansing
46% of people like this quote
I'm old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what to do, I'd tell them where to put it.
Dolly Parton
46% of people like this quote
These days I have to be extra nice in stores. It never fails that whenever I look as bad as I can possibly look or I am sort of cranky because the store is out of something, that is precisely the time when someone one will recognize me and say: 'I really like your show.'
Lauren Graham
43% of people like this quote
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