Top Crabgrass Quotes
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it.
P. J. O'Rourke
Lie down and listen to the crabgrass grow The faucet leak, and learn to leave them so.
Marya Mannes
Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.
Robert Orben
All Crabgrass Quotes
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it.
P. J. O'Rourke 
57% of people like this quote
Lie down and listen to the crabgrass grow The faucet leak, and learn to leave them so.
Marya Mannes 
55% of people like this quote
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