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Dennis the Menace was probably the most realistic comic book ever done. No space aliens ever invaded!
Gilbert Hernandez
The thing I thought about doing it was it's Comic Relief and you've got to be funny. So although I did try to sing properly it obviously has hilarious results when you can't sing.
Jo Brand
I'm sort of the comic relief after a hard day at work. My message is that it's OK to relax.
Larry King
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
George Carlin
I like good stories above all else... and kickin' art really goes the final stretch to ensure a comic is good.
Robert Kirkman
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I would love to do something like Austin Powers to show off my comic timing.
Uma Thurman 
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My ambition was to stop waiting tables. That was how I measured success: finally, I was able to stop waiting tables, and I was able to pay the rent, and that was by being a stand-up comic. Not a very good stand-up comic, but good enough to make a living.
Graham Norton
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I never thought Cathy would get married in the comic strip. And I also thought I would never get married.
Cathy Guisewite
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We're having the first computer-generated comic strip in the United States.
Majel Barrett
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That became a big time in comic books because it's when people were starting to break out into independent stuff, the market was getting choked with speculators and everybody was trying to do their own trick covers.
Todd McFarlane
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Imagine my surprise when, after a lifetime of teaching me to keep personal things to myself, Mom insisted my drawings were the start of a comic strip for millions of people to enjoy.
Cathy Guisewite
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It's no secret that in my books I'm trying to make the comic and the serious rub up against each other just as closely and uncomfortably as I can.
Richard Russo
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I am a comic writer, which means I get to slay the dragons, and shoot the bull.
Rita Mae Brown
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Anyway, in the mid 80's I was spending a fortune buying old Golden Age books from the late 30's and 40's and I was making personal appearances at a lot of sci fi and comic book conventions all around the country here so that I could find books for my collection.
Bill Mumy
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The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind.
H. P. Lovecraft
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