Top Comedian Quotes
I guess I still feel that I'm a comedian; if I had to pick one thing that I feel like I could do, it would be that. That doesn't mean that I like it, but I feel that's what I am.
Larry David
Sometimes, as a comedian, a line will come to you, that is so beautiful, so perfect, that you think: I did not create this line. This line belongs to all of us. Surely this is a line of God.
Russell Brand
My goal is just to become a better comedian.
Ron White
The violence or the vaudeville style of comedy is a technique all by itself. You get up there, and you are a comedian, and you're doing one thing. That is, you're going to make the audience laugh.
Leslie Nielsen
I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian.
Larry David
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I guess I still feel that I'm a comedian; if I had to pick one thing that I feel like I could do, it would be that. That doesn't mean that I like it, but I feel that's what I am.
Larry David 
57% of people like this quote
Sometimes, as a comedian, a line will come to you, that is so beautiful, so perfect, that you think: I did not create this line. This line belongs to all of us. Surely this is a line of God.
Russell Brand
57% of people like this quote
The violence or the vaudeville style of comedy is a technique all by itself. You get up there, and you are a comedian, and you're doing one thing. That is, you're going to make the audience laugh.
Leslie Nielsen
56% of people like this quote
I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian.
Larry David
56% of people like this quote
Dick Gregory was a great comedian who went and got arrested, did hunger strikes, protests. It never hurt his career to be outspoken.
Joe Rogan
55% of people like this quote
Inside was the second LP album of a comedian's performance before an audience.
Shelley Berman
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There really is no Johnny Carson anymore. There is no one place a comedian can appear and explode.
Tom Leykis
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The idea of a Japanese comedian was not only a rarity, it was non-existent.
Pat Morita
54% of people like this quote
My greatest hope was to get discovered as a comedian and get on a sitcom.
Steve Buscemi
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