Top Clever Quotes
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
Oscar Wilde
Too clever is dumb.
Ogden Nash
Tell me I'm clever, Tell me I'm kind, Tell me I'm talented, Tell me I'm cute, Tell me I'm sensitive, Graceful and wise, Tell me I'm perfect - But tell me the truth.
Shel Silverstein
The worst storyline I've ever been involved in I wasn't involved in, because I was clever enough to get pregnant with my second child and they wrote me out and they replaced me with Christine Jones. And thank God - that was the worst storyline.
Erika Slezak
TV - a clever contraction derived from the words Terrible Vaudeville. However, it is our latest medium - we call it a medium because nothing's well done.
Goodman Ace
All Clever Quotes
People may say that what I do is very clever, but it's not really at all. It's not Swift.
Rory Bremner 
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Pol Pot - he rounded up anybody he thought was intellectual and had them executed. And how he told someone was intellectual or not was whether they wore glasses. If they're that clever, take them off when they see him coming!
Ricky Gervais 
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I think Douglas was a real one-off. He was so clever and so intelligent and so well read in real science that he could make science fiction work as well as it did. And just such fun to have around, he was just such a lovely man.
Lalla Ward 
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The silliest woman can manage a clever man; but it needs a very clever woman to manage a fool.
Rudyard Kipling 
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They were so clever finding ways to get me the ball. They had to do more than just give up open shots. They had to avoid fouls and pass me the ball in traffic.
Wilt Chamberlain 
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When I was young, I admired clever people. Now that I am old, I admire kind people.
Abraham Joshua Heschel 
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Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil.
C. S. Lewis 
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