Top Clever Quotes
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
Oscar Wilde
Too clever is dumb.
Ogden Nash
Tell me I'm clever, Tell me I'm kind, Tell me I'm talented, Tell me I'm cute, Tell me I'm sensitive, Graceful and wise, Tell me I'm perfect - But tell me the truth.
Shel Silverstein
The worst storyline I've ever been involved in I wasn't involved in, because I was clever enough to get pregnant with my second child and they wrote me out and they replaced me with Christine Jones. And thank God - that was the worst storyline.
Erika Slezak
TV - a clever contraction derived from the words Terrible Vaudeville. However, it is our latest medium - we call it a medium because nothing's well done.
Goodman Ace
All Clever Quotes
We are obliged to regard many of our original minds as crazy at least until we have become as clever as they are.
Georg C. Lichtenberg 
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Nine-tenths of the existing books are nonsense and the clever books are the refutation of that nonsense.
Benjamin Disraeli 
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Because of the nature of Moore's law, anything that an extremely clever graphics programmer can do at one point can be replicated by a merely competent programmer some number of years later.
John Carmack 
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He's very clever, but sometimes his brains go to his head.
Margot Asquith 
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It is never wise to try to appear to be more clever than you are. It is sometimes wise to appear slightly less so.
William Whitelaw 
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I had very clever producers, who scheduled it brilliantly, but scheduling it was a nightmare.
John Crowley 
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Awards sell tickets, and they're a clever publicity stunt.
Tony Randall 
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