Top Claus Quotes
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
Shirley Temple
Nobody shoots at Santa Claus.
Samuel Butler
Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
Victor Borge
Everyone thinks of God as a man - you can't help it - Santa Claus was a man, therefore God has to be a man.
Patti Smith
Ronald has had bicycle safety and safety in the home. Yes, Ronald is McDonald's, second most recognised figure after Santa Claus, and there's an element of obviously benefiting your business.
Jim Cantalupo
Alfred E. Smith 
H. L. Mencken 
Dick Gregory 
Patti Smith 
Diana Krall 
Victor Borge 
Jim Cantalupo 
Dennis Franz 
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The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.
Steven Wright 
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One of the things I had a hard time getting used to when I came to California in '78 was Santa Claus in shorts.
Dennis Franz
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I mean, I don't think I would call Claus to do an album of big band tunes. You know, just like arrangers write for the artist they have in mind; you have to keep in mind if you're going to work with Claus Ogerman. You invite him to do what he does.
Diana Krall
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A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus.
Herbert Hoover
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