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I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time.
Mark Twain
Mr. Burns comes out and flips cigar ashes on his shoes, and makes up about 90 percent of what you hear.
Bobby Darin
If you want a midget to look like a baby, don't put a cigar in his mouth.
Chuck Jones
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
Groucho Marx
I didn't play at collecting. No cigar anywhere was safe from me.
Edward G. Robinson
Thomas Mann 
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George Burns 
Bobby Darin 
Lynda Barry 
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Rudyard Kipling 
Joseph Conrad All Cigar Quotes
Maybe it's like becoming one with the cigar. You lose yourself in it; everything fades away: your worries, your problems, your thoughts. They fade into the smoke, and the cigar and you are at peace.
Raul Julia 
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A broken heart is what makes life so wonderful five years later, when you see the guy in an elevator and he is fat and smoking a cigar and saying long-time-no-see.
Phyllis Battelle
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I never can understand how anyone can not smoke it deprives a man of the best part of life. With a good cigar in his mouth a man is perfectly safe, nothing can touch him, literally.
Thomas Mann
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There are men here and there to whom the whole of life is like an after-dinner hour with a cigar; easy, pleasant, empty, perhaps enlivened by some fable of strife to be forgotten - before the end is told - even if there happens to be any end to it.
Joseph Conrad
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Why pay $100 on a therapy session when you can spend $25 on a cigar? Whatever it is will come back; so what, smoke another one.
Raul Julia
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I just smoked a Cohiba the other day. It was great. You have to appreciate everything that cigar is.
Daisy Fuentes
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A cigar is as good as memories that you have when you smoked it.
Raul Julia
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