Top Cigar Quotes
I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time.
Mark Twain
Mr. Burns comes out and flips cigar ashes on his shoes, and makes up about 90 percent of what you hear.
Bobby Darin
If you want a midget to look like a baby, don't put a cigar in his mouth.
Chuck Jones
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
Groucho Marx
I didn't play at collecting. No cigar anywhere was safe from me.
Edward G. Robinson
Joseph Conrad 
Raul Julia 
Daisy Fuentes 
Rudyard Kipling 
Bobby Darin 
Mary Wilson Little 
Groucho Marx 
Gina Gershon 
D. L. Hughley 
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I even smoke in bed. Imagine smoking a cigar in bed, reading a book. Next to your bed, there's a cigar table with a special cigar ashtray, and your wife is reading a book on how to save the environment.
Raul Julia 
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That smell of freshly cut grass makes me think of Friday night football in high school. The smell of popcorn and cigar smoke reminds me of the stadium. The cutting of the grass reminds me of the August practice.
Garth Brooks
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I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
George Burns
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A youth with his first cigar makes himself sick; a youth with his first girl makes other people sick.
Mary Wilson Little
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What this country needs is a really good five cent cigar.
Thomas R. Marshall
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I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke every last one of 'em.
Ron White
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There's something about having a great bottle of wine and a great cigar. Nothing compares to it.
D. L. Hughley
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