Top Cigar Quotes
I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time.
Mark Twain
If you want a midget to look like a baby, don't put a cigar in his mouth.
Chuck Jones
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
Groucho Marx
Mr. Burns comes out and flips cigar ashes on his shoes, and makes up about 90 percent of what you hear.
Bobby Darin
I didn't play at collecting. No cigar anywhere was safe from me.
Edward G. Robinson
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I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time.
Mark Twain 
78% of people like this quote
If you want a midget to look like a baby, don't put a cigar in his mouth.
Chuck Jones
59% of people like this quote
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
Groucho Marx
58% of people like this quote
Mr. Burns comes out and flips cigar ashes on his shoes, and makes up about 90 percent of what you hear.
Bobby Darin
58% of people like this quote
I didn't play at collecting. No cigar anywhere was safe from me.
Edward G. Robinson
55% of people like this quote
I did the cover of Cigar Aficionado, so I'm supposed to talk about loving cigars. I've smoked them a couple of times. My father used to smoke cigars. I love the idea and the concept, and I love the smell of cigars.
Gina Gershon
55% of people like this quote
Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar.
Steve Allen
54% of people like this quote
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