Top Chocolate Quotes
I owe it all to little chocolate donuts.
John Belushi
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Charles M. Schulz
You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.
George Carlin
Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich.
Anonymous
Your face makes my soul want to eat chocolate pudding!
Andy Milonakis
Mike Myers 
Mariska Hargitay 
George Carlin 
Jo Brand 
Jim Carrey 
Larry David 
Cameron Diaz All Chocolate Quotes
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Charles M. Schulz 
77% of people like this quote
You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.
George Carlin
69% of people like this quote
I was handed a chocolate bar and an M-1 rifle and told to go kill Hitler.
Jack Kirby
62% of people like this quote
What I love is a peanut butter and pickle sandwich. I'll just have peanut butter and bananas, then peanut butter and pickles. Peanut butter and chocolate I don't recommend.
Dianne Wiest
59% of people like this quote
Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces.
Judith Viorst
58% of people like this quote
I'm fighting a losing battle here: I'm trying to lose some weight. I love chocolate; that's one of my biggest downfalls. I haven't gotten a whole lot of chocolate, thank goodness, because I'd probably be about 300 pounds.
Carrie Underwood
56% of people like this quote
Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go.
Truman Capote
56% of people like this quote
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