Top Carpet Quotes
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
Rita Rudner
To me a lush carpet of pine needles or spongy grass is more welcome than the most luxurious Persian rug.
Helen Keller
Red Carpet has a nice package abstraction layer that allows us to support RPMs and DEBs transparently.
Nat Friedman
On set is where I feel comfortable. The red carpet stuff, talking about the film, explaining your own life, it doesn't come naturally. It's all necessary stuff I suppose but it's not my strength.
Naomi Watts
It's very simple. We are asking baseball to come clean and set the record straight. Either baseball officials seriously want to rid their sport of doping, or they want to brush the issue under the carpet. So far, we haven't seen much evidence of the former.
Richard Pound
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My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
Rita Rudner 
68% of people like this quote
To me a lush carpet of pine needles or spongy grass is more welcome than the most luxurious Persian rug.
Helen Keller
63% of people like this quote
Red Carpet has a nice package abstraction layer that allows us to support RPMs and DEBs transparently.
Nat Friedman
59% of people like this quote
On set is where I feel comfortable. The red carpet stuff, talking about the film, explaining your own life, it doesn't come naturally. It's all necessary stuff I suppose but it's not my strength.
Naomi Watts
59% of people like this quote
It's very simple. We are asking baseball to come clean and set the record straight. Either baseball officials seriously want to rid their sport of doping, or they want to brush the issue under the carpet. So far, we haven't seen much evidence of the former.
Richard Pound
57% of people like this quote
All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
Erma Bombeck
57% of people like this quote
Courtney Love is a loose cannon. She says what she thinks. She's wild on the red carpet. You get the best sound bites from Courtney Love.
Steven Cojocaru
56% of people like this quote
On the red carpet, I saw all these great stories, and I also got to see the plastic surgery up close.
Steven Cojocaru
56% of people like this quote
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
Woody Allen
56% of people like this quote
It's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
Al Franken
55% of people like this quote
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Mason CooleyRichard M. NixonWoody AllenErma BombeckHelen KellerElia KazanOprah WinfreyJacqueline BissetMargot Kidder EnyaNorman Vincent PealeRita RudnerWilliam H. MacySteven CojocaruKenneth Branagh
Douglas WilsonAl FrankenNaomi WattsHerschel WalkerJanet SuzmanPrince CharlesNat FriedmanRichie BenaudMacy GrayTommy KirkRichard J. CodeyRumer GoddenDrea De MatteoCaroline GordonRichard Pound
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