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In a few years there will be only five kings in the world the King of England and the four kings in a pack of cards.
King Farouk
Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.
Robert Orben
Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
Josh Billings
Never play cards with a man called Doc. Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own.
Nelson Algren
I know people think we drive around in these nice cars and we do whatever we want and our parents will pay our credit cards, but that's not the case. Sure, my parents were generous; I got a nice car at 16, but at 18 I was cut off. I've worked really hard. I opened the store myself.
Kim Kardashian
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When debts are not paid because they cannot be paid, the best thing to do is not talk about them, and shuffle the cards again.
Camilo Jose Cela 
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I decided that I would be one of the biggest new names; and I actually had some little fancy business cards printed up to announce it, 'Count Basie. Beware, the Count is Here.'
Count Basie 
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Has fortune dealt you some bad cards. Then let wisdom make you a good gamester.
Francis Quarles 
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Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
Steven Wright 
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It's the niceties that make the difference fate gives us the hand, and we play the cards.
Arthur Schopenhauer 
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Because people have no thoughts to deal in, they deal cards, and try and win one another's money. Idiots!
Arthur Schopenhauer 
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Life is like a game of cards. The hand you are dealt is determinism; the way you play it is free will.
Jawaharlal Nehru 
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The one thing I missed was never having children. It just wasn't in the cards, I guess.
Jeanette MacDonald 
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