Top Cake Quotes
How can a society that exists on instant mashed potatoes, packaged cake mixes, frozen dinners, and instant cameras teach patience to its young?
Paul Sweeney
Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake?
John Heywood
I've always thought with relationships, that it's more about what you bring to the table than what you're going to get from it. It's very nice if you sit down and the cake appears. But if you go to the table expecting cake, then it's not so good.
Anjelica Huston
The only difference was one of them was trying to make a perfect cake and one of them was trying to write a great book. But if we remove that from the equation, it's the same impulse and they are equally entitled to their ecstasies and their despair.
Michael Cunningham
I'm amazed. When I was 40, I thought I'd never make 50. And at 50 I thought the frosting on the cake would be 60. At 60, I was still going strong and enjoying everything.
Gloria Stuart
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Larry Hagman 
Mitch Hedberg 
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Star Jones 
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You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Bob Hope 
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All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.
George Harrison
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Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake.
Larry Hagman
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I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
Mitch Hedberg
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When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?
Lisa Loeb
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We've been able to have our cake and eat it, too. Every song, every T-shirt, is absolutely a pure expression of what we want to do. And it connects.
Tom Morello
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A page of my journal is like a cake of portable soup. A little may be diffused into a considerable portion.
James Boswell
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It was fantastic to work in Cornwall partly because my family live there so I was able to do lots of visiting and eat lots of cake. They live all over Cornwall and all over Devon.
Dawn French
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Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.
Jim Davis
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