Top Cake Quotes
How can a society that exists on instant mashed potatoes, packaged cake mixes, frozen dinners, and instant cameras teach patience to its young?
Paul Sweeney
Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake?
John Heywood
The only difference was one of them was trying to make a perfect cake and one of them was trying to write a great book. But if we remove that from the equation, it's the same impulse and they are equally entitled to their ecstasies and their despair.
Michael Cunningham
I've always thought with relationships, that it's more about what you bring to the table than what you're going to get from it. It's very nice if you sit down and the cake appears. But if you go to the table expecting cake, then it's not so good.
Anjelica Huston
The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
James Thurber
Margot Asquith 
Richard M. Nixon 
John Oates 
Walter Lord 
Ken Jennings 
Jerry Seinfeld 
Muddy Waters 
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In all honesty my cake was baking when I met Al - I had made up in my mind already to get physically healthy. He refreshingly was on his own journey so it was almost as if we walked together.
Star Jones 
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Well, we like to let down our hair and pep it up at the dances, but we keep it slower when we broadcast. We have to please everybody, and that softer music appeals to the larger amount of people. It's like eating too much cake. You have to have your steak too.
Vaughn Monroe
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A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges.
Benjamin Franklin
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I tried to commit suicide by sticking my head in the oven, but there was a cake in it.
Lesley Boone
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I am not strict vegan, because I'm a hedonist pig. If I see a big chocolate cake that is made with eggs, I'll have it.
Grace Slick
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It's very easy to confuse Sean Connery with James Bond. Sometimes in the entertainment industry, people believe the cake is more real than the baker.
Judd Nelson
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Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice.
Ethel Merman
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Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids.
Bill Maher
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I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
Mitch Hedberg
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