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I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.
Joan Rivers
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
Erma Bombeck
History is more or less bunk.
Henry Ford
Exercise is bunk. If you are healthy, you don't need it: if you are sick you should not take it.
Henry Ford
Religion is all bunk.
Thomas A. Edison
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I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.
Joan Rivers 
56% of people like this quote
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
Erma Bombeck
53% of people like this quote
Exercise is bunk. If you are healthy, you don't need it: if you are sick you should not take it.
Henry Ford
52% of people like this quote
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