Top Broke Quotes
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
Robin Williams
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
Rodney Dangerfield
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
Rita Rudner
I saw how, when my brother smoked reefer, it made my mother cry. He was 16 at the time. And I saw that she broke down and cried. I never wanted to hurt my mother, so I kept away from drugs.
Ving Rhames
I would roll up pennies to take the subway to work in Times Square. I was broke, but I was happy.
Jennifer Garner
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Michael Bloomberg All Broke Quotes
I mean, I was born the day war broke out, but I don't remember all the bombs though they did actually break up Liverpool, you know. I remember when I was a little older, there was big gaps in all the streets where houses used to be. We used to play over them.
Ringo Starr 
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That equals to being a fool, having fame and no fortune. A lot of guys out there have fame doing this and doing that, but they are broke.
Mike Tyson
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There's no question that Stalin broke the agreements made at Yalta completely about elections that were supposed to be held immediately in Poland, and Eastern Europe was plunged into slavery as a consequence.
Mark Shields
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These natives are a very good people; for when they saw that I would not remain, they supposed that I was afraid of their bows; and, taking their arrows, the broke them in pieces and threw them into the fire.
Henry Hudson
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We changed our image. At least when we ran out on the field or broke the huddle, we would look like winners.
Hayden Fry
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Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.
Scott Adams
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I broke down on Thursday, Nov. 3, and told Sheriff Howard Wells the truth. It wasn't easy, but after the truth was out, I felt like the world was lifted off my shoulders.
Susan Smith
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When dad told me Mr Steptoe had passed away, I broke down.
Louise Brown
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