Top Broke Quotes
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
Robin Williams
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
Rodney Dangerfield
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
Rita Rudner
I saw how, when my brother smoked reefer, it made my mother cry. He was 16 at the time. And I saw that she broke down and cried. I never wanted to hurt my mother, so I kept away from drugs.
Ving Rhames
I would roll up pennies to take the subway to work in Times Square. I was broke, but I was happy.
Jennifer Garner
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Ang Lee All Broke Quotes
The sky broke like an egg into full sunset and the water caught fire.
Pamela Hansford Johnson 
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The thing you've got to watch for is going broke when you're old. Look at all the people that go down and out at the finish. The man who built my country place is blind now and penniless. That's terrible!
Pearl White
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It's hard now to imagine that kind of travel and the daily tasks they simply took for granted. If a wagon axle broke, you had to stop and carve a new one. To cross a river, you sometimes had to build a raft.
James Houston
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The band broke up because I couldn't bear Rotten anymore because he was an embarrassment with his silly hats and his, like, shabby, dirty, nasty looking appearance.
Sid Vicious
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I was the worst hitter ever. I never even broke a bat until last year when I was backing out of the garage.
Lefty Gomez
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I couldn't put my finger on one reason why we broke up. It was time, and we were spreading out. They were spreading out more than I was. I would've stayed with the band.
Ringo Starr
56% of people like this quote
Our publicist at Warner Brothers is a young guy who has worked so hard for seven years with us and when we saw him backstage he broke down and cried. He couldn't believe it happened. It was seeing him so overcome when we realised how much it really meant.
Wayne Coyne
56% of people like this quote
If I feel the part is right, and I know that the producers and the director want me, I'd go for broke. Always.
Anne Archer
56% of people like this quote
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