Top Bottoms Quotes
Breasts and bottoms look boringly alike. Faces, though, can be quite different and a damn sight more interesting!
Lee Remick
The essence of life is the smile of round female bottoms, under the shadow of cosmic boredom.
Guy de Maupassant
Bottoms line: terrorists are always at work.
Kay Granger
Only a few millionaires with wet bottoms were very disappointed.
Tom Callahan
It's always fun to put on bell bottoms and have your butt hanging out and hip huggers.
Pam Grier
Famous Bottoms Authors
Kay Granger
Elizabeth Hurley
George Canning
Tom Callahan
Jim Rogers
Pam Grier
Lee Remick
Guy de Maupassant
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All Bottoms Quotes
Breasts and bottoms look boringly alike. Faces, though, can be quite different and a damn sight more interesting!
Lee Remick 
58% of people like this quote
The essence of life is the smile of round female bottoms, under the shadow of cosmic boredom.
Guy de Maupassant
57% of people like this quote
Only a few millionaires with wet bottoms were very disappointed.
Tom Callahan
55% of people like this quote
It's always fun to put on bell bottoms and have your butt hanging out and hip huggers.
Pam Grier
53% of people like this quote
In matters of commerce the fault of the Dutch Is offering too little and asking too much. The French are with equal advantage content, So we clap on Dutch bottoms just twenty per cent.
George Canning
52% of people like this quote
Bottoms in the investment world don't end with four-year lows; they end with 10- or 15-year lows.
Jim Rogers
46% of people like this quote
You should never meet your heroes. Paul Newman... I was so excited about meeting him, but he turned up in shell suit bottoms, slippers, and a jumper. He was just so worn out and old, he wanted to go home.
Allan Carr
43% of people like this quote
Being English, I always laugh at anything to do with the lavatory or bottoms.
Elizabeth Hurley
40% of people like this quote