Top Birthday Quotes
My best kiss was on stage. Kelly Rowland from Destiny's Child gave me a really nice soft kiss on my lips during a performance on my birthday. It was amazing.
Chris Brown
I cried on my 18th birthday. I thought 17 was such a nice age. You're young enough to get away with things, but you're old enough, too.
Liv Tyler
The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.
Paris Hilton
You always get a special kick on opening day, no matter how many you go through. You look forward to it like a birthday party when you're a kid. You think something wonderful is going to happen.
Joe DiMaggio
There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know.
Lewis Carroll
Keith Thibodeaux 
Jennifer Lopez 
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John Glenn 
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Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday.
Steven Wright 
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With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Only then, approaching my fortieth birthday, I made philosophy my life's work.
Karl Jaspers
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In 1993 my birthday present was a star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame.
Annette Funicello
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I used to go down every year for the remembrance of Elvis' birthday. Memphis State College invited me to sit in the auditorium and speak to the people for one of those Elvis days.
Otis Blackwell
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Mattresses! Beautiful! Let's go buy a couple of mattresses. Give 'em to people for their birthday.
Lawrence Tierney
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Nicole will come up in conversations where it's in a part of the conversation. Or we may be somewhere and I would tell some story about their mother and I. You know, we always honor her birthday.
O. J. Simpson
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I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'
Steven Wright
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Lucy took care of me on the set, and made sure that none of the crew cussed around me. She also had birthday parties for me and made sure that they were well attended.
Keith Thibodeaux
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost
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