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Top Bath Quotes

Telling a teenager the facts of life is like giving a fish a bath.

Arnold H. Glasow

They tell me a revival is only temporary; so is a bath, but it does you good.

Billy Sunday

I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

Rodney Dangerfield

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

Rodney Dangerfield

When I come home and I'm tired from filming all day, I expect her to be there and make sure everything is cool for me. You know, like drawing my bath and helping me into bed.

Oliver Reed

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Vladimir Nabokov

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Lyndon B. Johnson

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Danny DeVito

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Don Bluth

Louise Brown

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All Bath Quotes

All a woman needs is a good bath, clean clothes, and for her hair to be combed. These things she can do herself. I very seldom go to the hairdresser, but when I do, I just marvel.

Hedy Lamarr

46% of people like this quote

Bath twice a day to be really clean, once a day to be passably clean, once a week to avoid being a public menace.

Anthony Burgess

46% of people like this quote

They tell me a revival is only temporary; so is a bath, but it does you good.

Billy Sunday

44% of people like this quote

Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath.

Lyndon B. Johnson

43% of people like this quote

I'm saddened to see that everyone's pitched out the baby with the bath, in that we say that it can't be one or the other, it could be both. I mean, just because we listen to classical music doesn't mean that we can't listen to jazz.

Don Bluth

40% of people like this quote

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

Joan Rivers

36% of people like this quote

A bath and a tenderloin steak. Those are the high points of a man's life.

Curt Siodmak

35% of people like this quote