Top Bath Quotes
Telling a teenager the facts of life is like giving a fish a bath.
Arnold H. Glasow
They tell me a revival is only temporary; so is a bath, but it does you good.
Billy Sunday
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Rodney Dangerfield
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Rodney Dangerfield
When I come home and I'm tired from filming all day, I expect her to be there and make sure everything is cool for me. You know, like drawing my bath and helping me into bed.
Oliver Reed
George Bernard Shaw 
Anna Held 
Richard O'Brien 
Richard Branson 
Rodney Dangerfield 
William S. Burroughs 
Arnold H. Glasow 
Anthony Burgess 
Joan Rivers 
Woody Allen 
Danny DeVito All Bath Quotes
At home in Paris I take a milk bath two times a week, but here on the road it is more difficult. I miss them.
Anna Held 
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I used to lie between cool, clean sheets at night after I'd had a bath, after I had washed my hair and scrubbed my knuckles and finger-nails and teeth. Then I could lie quite still in the dark with my face to the window with the trees in it, and talk to God.
Frances Farmer
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Right now I'm just delighted to be alive and to have had a nice long bath.
Richard Branson
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If you go long enough without a bath, even the fleas will leave you alone.
Ernie Pyle
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Much of my reading time over the last decade and a half has been spent reading aloud to my children. Those children's bedtime rituals of supper, bath, stories, and sleep have been a staple of my life and some of the best, most special times I can remember.
Louise Brown
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Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.
Delmore Schwartz
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Well, no. I was getting into trouble messing around with it for roles. So one night I went home, cut it down with a pair of scissors and then got in the bath and shaved it all off. I've never looked back.
Richard O'Brien
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I had not taken a bath in a year nor changed my clothes or removed them except to stick a needle every hour in the fibrous grey wooden flesh of heroin addiction. I did absolutely nothing.
William S. Burroughs
47% of people like this quote
Popular Bath Authors
George Bernard ShawBilly SundayLyndon B. JohnsonWoody AllenPablo PicassoMike TysonHedy LamarrRodney DangerfieldSaint Thomas AquinasVladimir NabokovAnna HeldWilliam S. BurroughsDon BluthJoan RiversSarah McLachlan
Walter Jon WilliamsRichard BransonRichard O'BrienChris LeDouxLouise BrownOliver ReedDanny DeVitoRachel WeiszAnthony BurgessErnie PyleSylvia PlathArnold H. GlasowFrances FarmerAugustine BirrellDelmore Schwartz
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