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One of my great influences was Don Knotts as Barney Fife.
Martin Short
By the time we went to Doctor Simon I think Barney had been totally disabled for at least six months.
Betty Hill
I mean you might say he had a travelling post office, but also Barney was very, very active. He was a legal officer for the NAACP and they had a lot of problems after Pease.
Betty Hill
From that night on, wherever Barney and I went UFOs paced us.
Betty Hill
The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him.
Jeff Foxworthy
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One of my great influences was Don Knotts as Barney Fife.
Martin Short 
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By the time we went to Doctor Simon I think Barney had been totally disabled for at least six months.
Betty Hill
60% of people like this quote
I mean you might say he had a travelling post office, but also Barney was very, very active. He was a legal officer for the NAACP and they had a lot of problems after Pease.
Betty Hill
57% of people like this quote
From that night on, wherever Barney and I went UFOs paced us.
Betty Hill
54% of people like this quote
The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him.
Jeff Foxworthy
52% of people like this quote
I don't know if we even mentioned UFOs. It was to find out why Barney was emotionally upset.
Betty Hill
52% of people like this quote
They came out over the highway and they stopped and that's when Barney got out, with the binoculars to try and identify the craft. I mean, he'd been in the military in World War Two, he's puzzled.
Betty Hill
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Some of the attitudes of Barney are certainly attitudes I share, but not all.
Mordecai Richler
49% of people like this quote
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