Top Bar Quotes
I got quite bored, serving in the bar. Since I was there, the customers wouldn't talk about women, and with half their subject matter denied them, it was: horses, silence; horses, silence.
Bernadette Devlin
You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.
George Carlin
If the world were a bar, America would currently be the angry drunk waving around a loaded gun. Yeah, the other people in the bar may be afraid of him, but they sure as hell don't respect him.
Wil Wheaton
I doing casual labor by the day. They wouldn't pay you until the next morning. There was a bar that would cash your check if you bought a beer first. A lot of guys never left until they'd drunk up all their money.
Fred Ward
I'm like the drunk in the bar who wants just one more for the road.
Archie Moore
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I got quite bored, serving in the bar. Since I was there, the customers wouldn't talk about women, and with half their subject matter denied them, it was: horses, silence; horses, silence.
Bernadette Devlin 
69% of people like this quote
You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.
George Carlin
69% of people like this quote
If the world were a bar, America would currently be the angry drunk waving around a loaded gun. Yeah, the other people in the bar may be afraid of him, but they sure as hell don't respect him.
Wil Wheaton
65% of people like this quote
I doing casual labor by the day. They wouldn't pay you until the next morning. There was a bar that would cash your check if you bought a beer first. A lot of guys never left until they'd drunk up all their money.
Fred Ward
64% of people like this quote
I'm like the drunk in the bar who wants just one more for the road.
Archie Moore
62% of people like this quote
I was handed a chocolate bar and an M-1 rifle and told to go kill Hitler.
Jack Kirby
62% of people like this quote
I don't get much sense of reward from having discovered how to get the Foo card to coexist with the Bar card.
Jamie Zawinski
60% of people like this quote
When we are sure that we are on the right road there is no need to plan our journey too far ahead. No need to burden ourselves with doubts and fears as to the obstacles that may bar our progress. We cannot take more than one step at a time.
Orison Swett Marden
60% of people like this quote
To hang out in a gay bar or put on a sequined halter top makes me feel like a total person.
Dennis Rodman
60% of people like this quote
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