Top Bald Quotes
Tires were so bald on the truck that the air was showin' through, and I had to drive fifty miles an hour all the way out there, because the vibration was so bad.
Chris LeDoux
It's a great event to get outside and enjoy nature. I find it very exciting no matter how many times I see bald eagles.
Karen Armstrong
You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot.
Elayne Boosler
I'm going bald. I'm having a major problem with it.
Gedde Watanabe
I don't want to go bald, I don't know what's coming up next.
Chris Cooper
All Bald Quotes
Tires were so bald on the truck that the air was showin' through, and I had to drive fifty miles an hour all the way out there, because the vibration was so bad.
Chris LeDoux 
62% of people like this quote
It's a great event to get outside and enjoy nature. I find it very exciting no matter how many times I see bald eagles.
Karen Armstrong 
58% of people like this quote
You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot.
Elayne Boosler 
58% of people like this quote
I don't want to go bald, I don't know what's coming up next.
Chris Cooper 
56% of people like this quote
The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.
Helen Rowland 
56% of people like this quote
Fortunately, it doesn't seem to have made a lot of difference to my audience that I'm as bald as a billiard ball!
James Taylor 
55% of people like this quote
We can lie in the language of dress or try to tell the truth; but unless we are naked and bald, it is impossible to be silent.
Alison Lurie 
54% of people like this quote
If a man walks in the woods for love of them half of each day, he is in danger of being regarded as a loafer. But if he spends his days as a speculator, shearing off those woods and making the earth bald before her time, he is deemed an industrious and enterprising citizen.
Henry David Thoreau 
54% of people like this quote
Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.
Bennett Cerf 
54% of people like this quote
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